Hi. My name is Jay, and I am a Grossophobe.I've never eaten a booger. This being my blog and not needing to impress to any great degree, I can tell the truth. I've never eaten a booger, but I saw friends do it when I was younger, and they didn't seem to think anything of it. When I saw a classmate … Read more about The Evolution Of Gross.
A while back I shared a tale with you about an experience I had with some snooty retail bitches, and their inability to summon the common decency needed to point out a man's...shortcomings.It was my hope that in doing so, I was sending a message to the Universe asking for decency to be shown to … Read more about Men’s Pants, Half Off.
Today I have a very special tribute to three individuals at Kroger whose names I dont even know. But you made a difference in my life, and I want to spend a minute acknowledging you today.You see, on Sunday I narrowly avoided an aneurysm spending the day attending to the simple and strenuous needs … Read more about Angels at Kroger
Yesterday I was accused of being too serious.Standing in a lunch room. After having bought lunch for fifty. Yes, 5-0.See, some days I hear stories about lives that have been changed by our drug. Uplifting stories about a mother who is relating to her kids again. A young guy who may not get fired … Read more about Clearly, ladies, you don’t know me.
How do I justify thee? Let me count the ways.As a strapping man of many stone, I understand my worth, for yea that mine own intake may not exceed 2800 calories on the morrow.As well my morning coffee cost me but a trifle, a mere 50 calories in nonfat milk, and four sweeteners sent to adorn and … Read more about Sweet sustenance, thy name is Wendy.
I first kissed a girl in 1984. Not the book, the year. True to some Orwellian prophecy however, people watched me do it, and I was confused and terrified the entire time.Now you must understand, I had kissed girls before. A couple of Barbies will attest to the fact that I had normal male urges...I … Read more about The hottest girl in a very small school.